Top 21 Funny Good Morning Quotes, Status, Wishes, Images, Messages

Funny Good Morning Status

  • 5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.
  • I need to get up – my coffee needs me.
  • It’s easier to stay awake until 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM!
  • I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.
  • I think I’m allergic to morning.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Dracula is a morning person compared to me. — Kim Dallmeier

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. — Crystal Woods

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. — James Lileks

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore. — Rachel Caine

Funny Good Morning Messages

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Those who enjoy watching the sun early in the morning, I don't want that.

Good morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions, should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza leftover from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker.

Colgate teeth whitening to strengthen with pepsodent, to freshen with acacia, if still not white then, bindas's harpist to do it. Good morning!

who sends a message or calling, becomes the enemy automatically.